February 2011
My instant reaction when I hear Chris Brown's...
When people post in-direct statuses about you:
Bitch just say my name.
Reblog if you're not pregnant. (:
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
guppie:
and then when they get it and they look at me, they’re like
and I’m like
Reblogging AGAIN.
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
When your crush texts you & you're looking at your...
halfhero-halfvictim:
January 2011
trying to teach people how to dougie
at first im like
and they’re like
so i slow down a bit like
and then they go, “okay i got it” like
then they try it and it looks like
im my head im like
but in reality im like
When you send a text to the wrong person...
wordstakeover:
When i tell my friend somebody's cute
thatjaasonguy:
they point at the person.. and speak so loud !
and i just be like SHHHHHH ! FUUU
In class pretending like I give a shit.
boyscashcarsclothes:
painiack:
LMAO. this.
I find it cute when boys,
Make weird faces.
Say “Aww”.
Ask how your day was.
Don’t care about your appearance.
Play with their younger siblings!
Dance ridiculously.
Lick their lips.
Get frustrated.
Laugh.
Sing to you.
Bite their lower lip.
Make that sexy half smirk.
Have proper grammar.
Have swag.
Are funny.
Tease me a little.
Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)